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20 Reasons
To Fish!
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No matter how
much booze
you've drank, you can still Fish.
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A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
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You don't have to hide your
Fishing magazines.
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It is perfectly acceptable to pay a
professional to Fish with you once
in a while.
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The Ten Commandments don't say
anything against Fishing.
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If your partner takes pictures or
videotapes of you Fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up
on the Internet if you become famous.
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Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset
about people you Fished with long ago.
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It is perfectly respectable to Fish with a
total stranger.
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When you see a really good Fishing
person, you don't have to feel guilty
about imagining the two of you Fishing
together.
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If your regular Fishing partner isn't
available, he/she won't object if you
fish with someone else.
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Nobody will ever tell you that you will
go blind if you Fish by yourself.
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When dealing with a Fishing pro, you
never have to wonder if they are really
an undercover cop.
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You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in
a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
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You can have a Fishing calendar on your
wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes and
invite co-workers to Fish with you without
getting sued for harassment.
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There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
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If you want to watch Fishing on television,
you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy
Channel.
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Nobody expects you to Fish with the same
partner for the rest of your life.
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Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if
your partner loses interest in it.
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You don't have to be a newlywed to plan
a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite
activity.
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Your Fishing partner will never say,
"Not again? We just Fished last week!
Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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